Life, timely

My favorite time of year …. and I bought my pumpkins today. 


Note to world #7743

She really detested corporate euphemism. 

Every time she heard senior management talk about “transformation,” she felt sick. 

They made it sound like everyone was going to come out as beautiful butterflies on the other side of it, but she knew well enough that it just meant a bunch of them would be fired. 

Note to world #4435

They said animals might behave strangely on the day of the total eclipse. 

But truly – we couldn’t tell whether the dog was affected at all by the eclipse …. because acting strangely was sort of her ‘thing.’ 

At least she was awake for the event, which gave her a slight edge over the teenagers in the house.