Note to world #5553

It had been a very long week with many stressful challenges of both personal and professional variety.  

In a moment of indulgent self-pity, she signed up for a massage. 

But she spent most of the time writhing in pain when the slightest bit of pressure was applied to an area the therapist called her “lower back” but which she knew to be her plain old butt. 

Apparently she had been holding most of her tension in her ass – which gave her a whole new perspective on the phrase “anal retentive.”

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