Just like every day in her life, she put on her clothes in about ten seconds flat and rushed out of the house.
Once she was out in the world walking around, however, she felt indecipherably uncomfortable – more than usual.
She tugged and pulled and adjusted and fussed.
Maybe something shrank.
Maybe she gained weight in an odd place.
Perhaps there was an errant tag somewhere.
Whatever the issue, it was an entire day of tug and pull and adjust and fuss.
Only later did she realize she had been wearing her underwear sideways.
She was probably wearing her brain sideways too.