She put the new radio on the floor, the only spot for it now.
The dog, ever curious, wandered over to sniff and maybe chew the delicious looking wooden casing. But then music farted out of it’s speakers and startled my anxiety riddled pup.
The dog scurried to sit next to me on the couch, away from the scary box.
Farting is a big deal in my family, especially among our canine folk.