breathe

The lady said she needed to breath through her toes and exhale through her eyes.  Willing to try anything, she went home and practiced, but only came up with stinky feet and eye crust.  She still felt plugged full of craziness.  And she was hungry.

This whole “breathatarian” thing was just not going to work. Back to the drawing board.

Pffffft.

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