bathroom

I hide out in the bathroom at work.  A lot.  Because, in there, I am invisible. Because, in there, no sound penetrates.  There is no email, no telephone, no knock on the door.  I walk into that bathroom and I vanish momentarily.  No one dares to speak to me when I’m pretending to poo.  So there is a lot of pretend poo in my day.

It’s to make up for all the real poo that comes across my desk.

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One thought on “bathroom

  1. omg fantastic. my favorite bathroom is on 12th floor. don’t know anyone on 12 anymore. nobody to bother me with gossip and blasphemy

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