note to world #732

My dog is so anxious that her own farts alarm her.

Apparently, every bit of flatulence is a surprise and she whiffs the air behind her suspiciously, like she’s being followed by something other than her own foul scent.

I have to resist the urge to jump up and scream “boogie boogie boogie” every time this happens.  Because the last thing I need to do is make her MORE neurotic………

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